[Imported] So to speak

"Have you heard about that new liquid fast diet where you're only allowed some weird drink for 30 days that's supposed to clear your colon out?"

"Ew, no."

"Yeah, it's supposed to give your colon a break or something."

"Your colon needs a break? Do my lungs and heart need breaks, too? Maybe I'll stop breathing for a month and see what happens."

"Right, I mean, your colon is made to deal with waste. What if it forgets how to do its job after a month?"

"I know! Your colon would be like, 'Dude, what is all this crap?"